Monday, January 17, 2011

Guide to Awesomeness

okay we don't think we're ALLLL that. but we're pretty happy and content with who we are. tiada soul searching lagi. because so many girls out there are so unhappy with themselves, we think we should lead you to the road of awesomenesss.. this one's for all the ladies out there who think they are not good enough, 
YOU ARE GIRLL, dont be hattin on yourselff!

  beavis and butthead's rules of awesomeness
1. take loads of pictures and look at em and go hmmmm cantik jugak aku ni! or if it's a bad angle, tell yourself ala satu je, lain semua cantik jugak. 
 CANTIKNYA WE OLZ NI! if we were boys, we would date ourselves like most definitely!
learn to laugh at your ugly pictures, dont take everything too seriously.

2.Stay away from negative haters. dont let them bring you down, you're just too awesome lah. so awesome that they hate you for it. 
situasi 1
 linda:eh cantik tak i pakai baju ni?
shareen: kau gila eh!? mabuk. pakai tu mcm gemuk badak. bagi i, i kurus. 

situasi 2
shareen: kalau i potong rambut cani sesuai tak?
linda: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.ok la.
esok; linda potong rambut camtu.
shareen pula beli baju yang linda pakai gemuk cam badak.
 

linda's new haircut

shareen's new dress.

sebab sebnanya, they want to be in the limelight. itu je sebab nak benci. but shareen and linda dont actually do this to each other kay. you crazy for believing. ahaha

3.dont be a doormat. people who make you feel like doormats are the same as negative haters. love the people who love you back. 

situasi 1
girlfriend : b jom klua? i lapar.
boyfriend jahat: i busy i ngan ex i ni. you lapa?gemuk kot. sudah sudah la tu makan. 
girlfriend: ok.
boyfriend jahat: i sempat kalau you nak datang rumah i pukul 2 pagi tapi kena balik kul 2:30 sebab mak i kata i punya bedtime 2:35 pagi. 

situasi 2
girlfriend: b jom klua?i lapar.
boyfriend baik: BOLEH!i amik you. u nak makan ape? mee rebus johor? nasi tumpang kelantan? anywhere you want b. i beli flight ticket skarang.
girlfriend: you make me smile like this :) tapi mamak sebelah rumah ni okay je, i lapa kan i kata. nak tunggu flight semua sumpah dinner besok baru i makan ni b. but thanks for being so sweet.
boyfriend baik: sure? kalau tak i naik flight sorang hantar kat you later. 

boyfriend of situasi 1, LEAVE RIGHT NOW. DON'T LOOK BACK. he's not going to change, honestly. stop lying to yourself and just leave before he 'chrisbrown's your ass.
boyfriend of situasi 2, is bawak kawin.

4. Like what you like.
like shareen, she reads manga which i (linda) think is weird and dorky. but she does it anyway, ditches me to read it lagi. 
and like linda, doesnt read a single book. i (shareen) dont think she's ever even finished a sentence. hahaha the only things she reads are her textbooks which i find weird because books are awesome to me. ( k maybe im dorky like that kay I DONT CARE)
and like some people sit down and memorize the dictionary for fun. yea, for fun. now that's messed up but keep doing what you love even when everybody is partying it up in changkat ( tak ah cool mane sebnanya kan but whatever)

shareen likes this. and linda is making faces. haha

5.Embrace yourself.No matter what size, flaunt your flauntables. (PS: don't put flauntables in your essays, it's not a real word)
if you have big boobs, flaunt.
if you have big yummmy thighs, flaunt.
if you have very long legs, flaunt.
if you have lovehandles, flaunt.
if you super skinny, its okay you have so much more choices to shop from including the kids department which sell pretty stuff and so much cheaper
lets have a flaunt party!!
think positive, your boobs are not too big or too small. your thighs are perfect and your long legs make you models. 
CONFIDENCE IS THE KEY TO IT ALL.

We are awesome because we have all the confidence in the world. We only complain about ourselves when we are PMSing, itu pon jarang sekali. because we love who we are and tak kisah la orang kata kita perasan cos we got it like that. haha We and you are gorgeous just the way we are (lagu bruno mars berkumandang kan tetiba?)

   
All the confidence in the world looks like this, gorgeous aren't we?:D        
we hope this helps bring out the awesomeness in you because really, there's awesome in everyone. So have fun with yourself, dont think like a pervert kay. this blog is family friendly. 
heaps of love and confidence to share,
beavis and butthead

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