Fashion Friday!!

hello again dear readers

we here by declare every friday we post something here, as fashion friday!
welcome to our first fashion friday!

yes, ofcourse kitorg ni expert in fashion nak kasi advice2 fashion kat korg semua.. we are fashionistas, and we shall now guide you to the world of fashion pulak. ( first guide to awesomeness, now fashion, macam la bagus sangat penulis ni kan

ok guys just kidding, we are no fashionistas nor do we claim to be one, it was just a joke.tak gelak? go find yourself a funny bone and laugh already.We do have those times when we look back at our picture and go 'what was i thinking??'  BUT! like our previous previous post said, confidence is the key to it all! and so we are confident that we know our fashion. atleas the general idea of the do's and dont's in fashion.

our topic for today is: Funny Fashion. 

You know, like some stupid outfit org pakai boleh buat kita kata "KAU NI BIAR BETUL JANG??" 

1. Illusion clothing. 

 

this is great for those girls yang kawan korg semua hot stuff kecuali you, contohnya bila you keluar ngan kawan2 hot you nanti guys pandang kawan you tak pandang you kan, haa this is PERFECT for all those who fall in this category. Mmg gerenti laki, perempuan, budak kecik, budak besar,  pon akan pandang! if some weird man start trying to grope your behind, well you had it coming. haha your hot friends will no longer be the centre of attention, YOU WILL. problem solved!! hahaahahahaahahaha 

fashion advice: it will still look stupid BUT this skirt paling sesuai pakai dengan boots tinggi (look at pictures above)

 2. weird jewelleries

this is great for those of you yg lubang hidung sebelah kecik sebelah besar, kalau nak sama rata boleh beli lubang hidung ring ni. It makes your eyes pops out. Or for those yg nak jadi unique, lain dari lain, out of the world.... bla bla bla u get what i mean right?

fashion advice: get more normal jewelry, stop trying to be 'THE TRENDSETTER'. you're not, if you like it and a million others do too, so what? doesnt that mean you have awesome taste like the rest?

3. Clothes that covers whats not important but shows off those u need to cover more

did christina aguilera turned black?? hahahahaha..i know in "guide to awesomeness" post we mentioned 'flaunt your flauntables' but this is what u say going too far. yang kaki kau nak plak cover, yang tetek dan pepek sumpaah sikit lagi nak terkeluar, oh please save me from the misery. 

fashion advice: it's not getting hot in here with you showing of all your nasties. it's gonna get real wet with everyone barfing at the sight of you. cover up doll.

4. chocolates to eat, not to wear.

chocolates, we girls love our chocolates but on our body? not so much. maybe for some kinky people kind of sexy time but what is sexy about chocolate that makes you look like a walking pasu. and chocolate on your hair? weh colour rambut sudah!! chocolates belong innn the tummy of woman especially during PMS. boys, take note.

fashion advice: simple, eat your chocolates. wear chocolate COLOURED clothes if you love it so much. or buy chocolate scented perfume?

4. play safe, dont wear safe.

girl, save them for your you know what that you wished you didnt have but you dooo.( haha sucks to be you!)

if it was actually kain, we might actually consider. kudos on the choice of play safe colours though. you must smell like so many fruits, apple, nenas, blueberry,strawberry. YUMS?!

not even a good a colour on you. and whoooooo blew into them? hahaha

so im pretty sure, you guessed what these are. condom dresses! we know condoms are supposed to keep us safe but come on, not like this!!! imagine if the designers were recycle friendly people. tak pulak dia guna used condoms. eeeeeeeeew. that's nasty

fashion advice: oh god, is there really any advice we could give to people who digg this?

5.jeans pants, eh no bikini? eh wait pankinis?

what the hell is this?!confusing is what it is. if someone wore this my mimik muka would be like this :S:S:S:S

fashion advice: go to roxy (or any other surf shop) for your bikinis, im sure they dont sell this crap. 

theseee are only some of the funny fashion people come up with. honestly, what do the designers of these weird fashion hell nos think. how do you even come up with the idea? creative is one thing, but wether or not it's ridiculous is another. thinking outside the box might lead you just wayyyyyyyyyyy outside you don't even see the box. 

yeay for fashion friday!

xx, 

beavis and butthead